If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!
Having a smoking section in a restaurant...is a little like having a peeing section in a pool.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke...but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm...you were the quickest.
Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.
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